-b is NOT a jackass
5 reasons -b will never vote for a democrat:
- he doesn’t think the poor should get money from the government. not a single soli‘fucking’tary ¢ent. -b’s seen they poor and what they are about and they don’t deserve his money.
- when -b’s bitter finally overtakes him and he decides to clock out of it all, he’ll do it with a gun. -b doesn’t like what liberal democrats have done to infringe upon his right to self-determination.
- marriage is a great institution, but -b doesn’t think gays should be institutionalized.
- democrats, by and large, opposed the war in iraq. president -b would have invaded every fucking oil-producing nation in mesopotamia and seized their oil wealth. as a final “fuck you! we don’t need your steenking oil” to the region, he would have encacted laws that required all US citizens drive hybrid vehicles and would have built a vast network of nuclear power plants. stock prices for toyota and areva would skyrocket. president -b: thinking local, acting global.
- -b doesn’t like the idea of being a jackass.