the right stuff
To: RNC
From: -b
Subject: the producers
dear RNC:
bravo on that production you put on tonight. doc goebbels couldn’t have done it better himself.
-b
To: sen. john mccain
From: -b
Subject: a sellout crowd
dear sen. mccain:
exactly how much did they pay you to crawl up Dumbya’s ass and do that colorectal exam? honestly, when ross perot talked about that giant sucking sound to the south ten years ago, i never expected it to come from a sitting president’s ass.
-b
To: rudy
From: -b
Subject: you talk too much
dear rudy:
do you ever shut up?
-b
To: michael moore
From: -b
Subject: a whale of a time
dear michael moore:
you propaganda spewing media whore. i wish they’d tarred and feathered your ugly fatass and rode you out on a rail. maybe they’ll do that at the next convention. see you in ‘08?
-b