the life & times...
To: dana vachon
From: -b
Subject: the life & times...
dear d-nasty:
as if i needed another reason to be bitter, you had to go out on a limb and goad me over the edge. a 25 year old investment banker who gets published by the times. that shit just takes the cake. how much did they pay you to write about that little romp through midtown? seriously dude, that shit was so boring and slow moving that i half expected the next fucking ice age to set in before i finished reading it.
do us all a favor, and next time you decide to write about some personal misadventure -- or two, or seven -- make it about something worthwhile. like how you paid one of those slavic lackeys $150 to kick some guy waiting to see lil’ kim in the nether region. THAT could be funny. instead you prattled on about how you dressed up in drag and grease paint and set out to offended those trying to make an honest living.
boring. ass. shit.
“i’m just saying.”
-b