R. you ready for your surprise?
To: Weetabix
From: R.
Subject: A big surprise
Dear Weet:
Love your boobies! Kisses on ‘em.
R.
PS: -b wants to know if he can play with them again sometime?
To: Dana Vachon
From: R.
Subject: A big surprise
Dear Dana Vachon:
When -b fired off that invective laced missive to you, he had NO idea we’d be getting Google hits off “Dana Vachon”. NONE. So maybe he was wrong about you Dana Vachon. Maybe you really are funny and we should be friends?So what do you say, Dana Vachon, friends?
R.
To: Cox
From: R.
Subject: A big surprise
Dear Cox:
WTF is up with all these undeliverable mailer-daemon emails I’m getting infested with mydoom?! Why don’t you suck mine!
“I’m just saying.”
R.