not a target
To: corporate america
From: -b
Subject: not a target
dear corporate america:
today i found out that i’m no longer welcome in the hallowed halls of your shopping malls. apparently i’m not young or pretty enough for the likes of abercrobie, american eagle outfitters, et al. abercrombie actually had a bouncer at the door to keep people like me out -- you know, the almost 30 year old poser wanna be’s. but fuck y’all. i don’t need you anyway. i’ll just give my trade to blair.com. “i’m just saying.”
bitterly
-b