algebraically speaking
To: actioncenter@work
From: -b
Subject: algebraically speaking
dear “action center” staff:
i know it was hard to believe when i called you and told you that ms word was regurgitating algebraic equations when i tried to bullet a list, but your response was more idiotic than what word was doing. seriously, when you said “what” with that condescending arrogant tone, i assumed you were going to know how to fix it. instead you came down, allowed me to demonstrate the problem, looked at the screen blankly and said “huh?”
how fucking shrewd.
anyrate, i just thought i’d congratulate you on a job well done.
-b