sleeper cell anemia
To: GoP
From: -b
Subject: sleeper cell anemia
i’m really sorry i sleep so much, but we think i might be depressed. i know, that makes no fucking sense. i have money for the first time ever; i’m debt free; but i’m single. if you know someone eligible, let me know so i can get laid. i’d wake up for that. “i’m just saying.”
-b