atmospherically speaking
To: mother nature
From: -b
Subject: atmospherically speaking
dear mother nature:
okay, so we had this argument last year and you won. but WTF?! i know that i slept without the heater on and all, but when i woke up this morning and my body heat was creating atmospheric conditions, that was just too much. you need to check yourself, bitch. “i’m just saying.”
-b
