bag people
To: mexican tourists
From: -b
Subject: bag people
dear person at the airport using glad bags for luggage:
i’m sure they have bags for ““mexican tourists”” too. “i’m just saying.”
-b
To: santa
From: -b
Subject: bag people
dear santa:
i want this.
and this.
and get me this too.
and even though it’s gay, this.
and if it’s not too much trouble, how about this. the girl, not the booze.
that’s all.
-b
ps: and just to show i’m not selfish, get R. one of these.