diR.ty -banter
R. (8:06:09 PM): I just sent words so terrible that had I uttered them aloud I'd have to gargle with massengil
R. (8:06:14 PM): and you just ignore them
-b (8:06:15 PM): well let me give you a hint
-b (8:06:17 PM): asdf HOLD ON
-b (8:06:19 PM): HOLD ON
-b (8:06:20 PM): HOLD
-b (8:06:21 PM): HOLD
-b (8:06:25 PM): first
-b (8:06:27 PM): first
-b (8:06:30 PM): is that original?
R. (8:06:34 PM): yes
-b (8:06:40 PM): HELP
-b (8:06:45 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-b (8:06:48 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-b (8:06:50 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-b (8:06:56 PM): gargle with masse;klas dfkl; NO
-b (8:06:57 PM): HELP
-b (8:07:00 PM): help me please
-b (8:07:04 PM): ho
-b (8:07:06 PM): hel
-b (8:07:06 PM): a
-b (8:07:08 PM): noo
-b (8:07:10 PM): NOOOOOO
-b (8:07:18 PM): ho
-b (8:07:19 PM): breathe
-b (8:07:20 PM): breathe
-b (8:07:25 PM): oh
-b (8:07:27 PM): god
-b (8:07:29 PM): really R.
-b (8:07:37 PM): one of your best
-b (8:08:24 PM): that should be put on the website
-b (8:08:29 PM): why don't you jump to that
R. (8:11:51 PM): you realize
R. (8:12:03 PM): a standup routine between the two of us would require props
R. (8:12:12 PM): to simulate the AIM BLINKY EYE
R. (8:12:17 PM): SPIT TAKES
R. (8:12:23 PM): and of course EMSA standing by
-b (8:15:14 PM): R.
-b (8:15:18 PM): i just farted
-b (8:15:29 PM): and it left a glowing stain on the chair