Happy Birthday to -b

-b is off again to visit his parents in wonderful Texarkana. While there he emailed a few things to me. Here is an portion of that email.

i think i fried my brain talking like that. no really. there is this spot where the pain is so acute that i feel certain that there will be an implosion or something on that portion of my brain. hurts. bad.

so yesterday, and i'm not making this up, i was told i need to do a number of things with my life. among them:

  1. go to law school
  2. get married
  3. find jesus
  4. start taking psyhotropic drugs

okay so i added that last one, but only after receiving that advice and almost going stir crazy. i was thinking how some lithium, or possibly even electroschock therapy, would jolt me right back into reality, and i'd be spared the misery of what MUST be a bad dream. sadly i know it wasn't. some people.

i must now dispatch this email. oh btw, aol tech answered my rather pointed email and advised that i should A) make sure i'm not using a beta version of AOL. B) make sure i'm dialed in. C) use a third party browser. D) uninstall and then reinstall aol. i have a four letter word that begins with "fuck" and ends with "you" to describe my reaction to that response. bitchards....

now i must carry own wit' my blest day. blessin's own you R.

-b

I can only conclude that his parents are also on some sort of drugs after suggesting that to him

Until Later,

R.



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