-blow me down
To: GoP
From: -b
Subject: FWD: blow me down
dear goddess of purple:
when i asked you to get me laid, i really didn’t think you’d come through for me. evidentally i was wrong. little did i know you’d put me in contact with a mail order russian chick AND a prostitute. while i applaud your efforts, i’m going to have to specify you send QUALITY applicants. while i don’t mind that tiffany solicited me in the kroger parking lot, i almost caught syphillis just LOOKING at her skank nasty slut ass. so next time send a high class girl, won’t you? “i’m just saying.”
-b
PS: that slattern really was from houston. i’m not making that up.
To: -b
From: sintia1986@myself.com
Subject: blow me down
im very very sorry because i had no time to write you letter for this past 2 months my laptop was broken so i can’t send letter. anyway that now i have my computer, i’m asking you if you like that i still be your girlfriend.
you know i have a friend from ukraine. he can speak well russian language. you know it is very difficult to study your languge. i know only the word "hi"(english) in russia it say "pakÁ" right or not? tell me about yourself my friend. if you like i can send a picture of mine, but make sure that you put it on the frontpage of your site, if you say yes, i send it to you :)
anyway you can see my pics on http://nYrA.eccellenteuovo.com/index.html
im hoping for your request, im waiting.... ok risponse my email when you receive this letter. please.......
ok, yours Sintia