thar he -blows
R. (11:05:23 PM): so I should tell you I have been drinking a bit tonight
-b wants to send file C:lesbiansex.jpg (11:05:52 PM).
R. received C:downloadlesbiansex.jpg (11:05:53 PM).
-b (11:06:23 PM): have you drank enough to make them look good yet?
R. wants to send file C:gaythreeway.jpg (11:07:04 PM).
-b received C:downloadgaythreeway.jpg (11:07:05 PM).
R. wants to send file C:gaysex.jpg (11:08:16 PM).
-b received C:downloadgaysex.jpg (11:08:17 PM).-b (11:10:24 PM): so what i learned from this is 1. you must have lots of porn on your computer 2. i only have one image that i downloaded for the specific purpose of showing you
R. (11:10:43 PM): please. all these years online and i can find it blindfolded
-b (11:10:57 PM): yes. alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.female
R. (11:11:12 PM): lord. newsgroups. how 1997
-b (11:11:21 PM): yes. but fast free and easy. like i like my women.
-b (11:12:17 PM): but you know, it always bothers me when they put gay shit on there. especially when the men are prettier than the women
R. (11:12:52 PM): yes terrible isn’t it
-b (11:13:13 PM): but those two little euro treats i showed you. they were quite nice
R. (11:13:31 PM): euro, mmmmm!!! I mean, what I meant to say, euro?
-b (11:13:56 PM): yes. you can tell by the five o’clock shadows under their arms and by their unkept bush
R. (11:14:24 PM): oh good lord yes. i watched a mmmf video and she looked like she had buckwheat in a headlock
-b (11:14:52 PM): those bother me. i wonder how they find people to do that. three guys to one girl. they must get bored waiting their turn
R. (11:15:09 PM): you know what bothers me. MILF’s. 40 something woman going down on jr’s friends
-b (11:15:17 PM): don’t make me vomit. i came across one of those finding what i sent you. she liked doing it with a machine. and she had a dick in her mouth and something up her ass. and her hand in her stuff. her whole fucking hand. wearing herself like a glove.
R. (11:16:04 PM): oh lord vaginal fisting
-b (11:16:29 PM): that’s why i don’t look at porn much you have to filter out the bad and that requires work. and really, when you look at porn, there's only so much you can do with two hands
R. (11:16:37 PM): oh and explain vaginal squirting
-b (11:16:47 PM): STOP. i thought the woman had a fire hose in there, honest to god
R. (11:17:02 PM): I mean honestly, dildo comes out, she hits the ceiling, and I’m all WHAAAA
-b (11:17:18 PM): yes. and i thought that time it went over my should... i mean what i meant to say was
R. (11:17:46 PM): LOLOLOL
-b (11:17:49 PM): and that one time that guy shot it over his sh...
R. (11:18:13 PM): and I never thought I’d know if -b was a dribbler or a shooter
R. (11:18:23 PM): really -b, how did we get on this topic. and if you say it just came up, I’m on the floor again