you da -bomb
To: -b
From: -bim
Subject: you da -bomb
dear -b
if you’re going declare war, can you do without the chemical warfare. i mean shit, that last one you ripped qualifies as a weapon of ass destruction. CHRIST! these farts are weapons grade. swear to god that last one singed my brain. just stop it goddamn you. just stop it.
-bim
To: donald rumsfield
Cc: dick cheney
From: -bim
Subject: -b’s got a bomb
dear old white men:
you invaded the wrong fucking country. turns out the weapons were in -b’s ass all along. “i’m just saying.”
-bim