-bowel movements
-b (11:01:17 PM): R., i know you don't want to know this, but i must tell you because i might die here in a second.
-b (11:01:41 PM): i have an effexor shit brewing
R. (11:01:50 PM): stop
-b (11:01:53 PM): i know this because my anus just retracted up into my colon
R. (11:02:15 PM): lord. I dropped the kids off at the pool the other morning and almost died. I said “DAMMIT am i excreting toxic waste?”
-b (11:02:37 PM): last time time i was almost swept away from the backsplash. the motherfuckers CLUNKED when i drop them. it’s like i’m compacting fucking diamonds down there.
-b (11:04:22 PM): okay. i must go make a deposit now
R. (11:04:32 PM): eeeewwww
-b (11:04:51 PM): god. how fucking gay.
-b is idle at 11:15:32 PM.
-b is no longer idle at 11:41:05 PM.
-b (11:41:32 PM): sorry about that wait there R.
R. (11:44:44 PM): good lord. I thought you died
-b (11:45:02 PM): yes. well seems i had to go to emergency to have that hernia stitched up after that last round on the shitter