if he only had a -brain
To: -b
FROM: R.
RE: HOW THE ....
I was going to begin this email by asking if you are in fact an idiot. However your inner monologue had been doing a stellar job in illustrating that the answer is a resounding YES!
Now I know that some things are tough. Using a microphone or maybe even replying to an email, but for the LOVE OF GOD will you please learn how to use diaryland. Jesus you were able to install an entire ghost page that I was perplexed to fix. The terrible thing. You had no clue.
I really don't know why I bother to check on this stuff and make it all pretty. I mean I do not have some sort of compulsive disorder and really am I doing it for our tens of visitors a month.
You just informed me you'll be screwing with the layout again. How about this. Since you are unemployed and have free time why don't you fucking learn how to use your computer before you jerk with all this crap and make work for me.
Your brother in Christ,
R.
TO: WEETABIX
FROM: R.
RE: SWEET DREAMS
Imagine my surprise weet when I read your diary and found out that Marti Noxon has found work after Buffy in the form of scriptwriter of your dreams.
R.