for those who care...
what -b did this weekend:
- slept more hours than he was awake
- fucking housework
- chatted with R., the highlights of which were:
R.: I had to go pee, but didn’t realize I’d be standing there for 3 minutes. Had I known that, I’d have sat down to do it like a sissy
-b: R., i just farted and it was so bad it left crop circle patterns on the carpet
- three lines of coke off a hooker’s ass
- laundry
- retirement planning
everyone should live large like this. “i’m just saying.”