where R. you?
To: R.
From: -b
Subject: where R. you?
WTF?! are you ignoring the previous entry, or did you quit reading us all together? you R. one our three readers you know? what gives? we’ll discuss it when i get back.
-b
PS: and can you fix that blasted comments section while i’m gone?
To: goddess of purple
From: -b
Subject: where R. you?
dear GoP:
lunch on me was thursday at 1:00. sorry i missed you. maybe next time?
cheers,
-b
To: wal-mart
From: -b
Subject: i hate all y’all
dear wal-mart:
when your ASS-ociate failed to put the $3.88 pedometer in my bag that i paid for, it wasn’t that big a deal. until that troll of a CSM acted like i was criminal and trying to STEAL it when i came back in and ASKED for it. that fucking pissed me off. shit, the unguarded pumpkins you have outside cost more than four bucks. anyrate, i thought i’d let y’all know how much i hate y’all. thanks for reminding me why i shop at target.
-b