and in closing (part ii)
this year has been a great year for the B.O.B.s., and neither of them can wait to see what next year’ll bring. here’s a review of things that happened this year:
-b buttfucked himself
they both started exercising
-b started having psychotic meltdowns. multiple times in a week.
-b got a new job
R. found out he’s sweeter than he thought
they quit exercising
they finally got a dedicated reader. two, as a matter of fact.
R. decided to spice up his life and got pepper sprayed.
they re-elected bush
they found out they’ll be in the fifth level of hell
R. nearly died from a possible heart attack
-b got a match.com profile
R. got a date but didn’t go
-b didn’t even get that
R. found out he has the spine of an 80 year old man
-b found out what brown can do for him
R. went missing
-b started exercising again
and really, who wouldn’t want to have a year like that? “we’re just saying.”