the game of CLUE
To: the person who said money doesn’t buy happiness
From: -b
Subject: clueless
dear person who said money doesn’t buy happiness:
you’re full of shit. get a fucking clue....
-b
To: whomever asked me “what’s the worst that could happen?”
From: -b
Subject: clueless
dear whomever:
i don’t care what you said, getting rejected by a woman was one of the worst things that’s ever happened to me. i’m still bitter over that shit and it was over a month ago. i’ll tell you one thing though, that shit will NEVER happen again. “i’m just saying.”
-b
To: GoP
From: -b
Subject: clueless
dear GoP:
seems they’re only taking applications for pretty people at the CS B&N. got any other bright ideas?
-b
PS: i’m thinking about becoming a libertarian. does that help any? and please, no library jokes. i've already checked out the pickings there. slim.