master debater
To: george bushFrom: -b
Subject: master debater
dear president bush:
i have to tell you, up until tonight i was afraid i was voting for the village idiot. tonight you allayed some of those fears, or to put that in plain speak you’ll understand: you done good.
-b
To: john kerry
From: -b
Subject: cunning linguist
dear senator kerry:
i learned something about you tonight that i didn’t know: you have a sense of humor. i have to say that you caught me off guard with that “married up” quip of yours. had me on the floor. i’m still not voting for your liberal ass, but props to you just the same.
-b