sweeteR.
R. (8:15:50 PM): I am home finally
-b (8:25:42 PM): AH FINALLY
-b (8:25:48 PM): perhaps you are early enough to save me
-b (8:25:53 PM): you see i’m cleaning like a fool
-b (8:26:38 PM): the desk is empty
-b (8:26:41 PM): EMPTY R.!
R. (8:26:45 PM): oh
R. (8:26:54 PM): I’ve had a long bad day
R. (8:29:35 PM): so my doctor called
R. (8:29:43 PM): she needed to add two prescriptions
R. (8:29:47 PM): I now have 6
R. (8:29:50 PM): SIX PILLS to take
-b (8:29:51 PM): lipitor?
R. (8:29:55 PM): one of them 3 times a day
-b (8:29:56 PM): oh there’s your new diet
R. (8:30:04 PM): no lipitor is not here
R. (8:30:25 PM): vytorin is my cholesterol medicine
R. (8:30:44 PM): and metformin er for
R. (8:31:03 PM): DIABETES
-b (8:31:50 PM): come again?
R. (8:32:12 PM): I have diabetes
R. (8:32:23 PM): hold on
-b (8:32:26 PM): full blown?
R. (8:32:26 PM): I had to remake my ice tea
R. (8:32:30 PM): sans sugar
R. (8:32:47 PM): blood glucose of 80-120 is considered normal
R. (8:32:50 PM): according to her
R. (8:32:54 PM): 197 is mine
R. (8:33:10 PM): she is getting an a1c test to see what my average has been for 30 days
R. (8:34:24 PM): you’d think with blood sugar that high I’d be sweet
R. (8:34:35 PM): but this news has only served to make me more BITTER
-b (8:36:08 PM): yes
-b (8:36:11 PM): well tomorrow is another day
-b (8:36:15 PM): perhaps it will be better
-b (8:36:17 PM): not bitter
-b (8:36:25 PM): i’m sorry
-b (8:36:34 PM): i can’t keep a straight face and say that
-b (8:36:52 PM): at least you aren’t having to inject yourself
R. (8:37:52 PM): I’m watching a flash movie of diabetes from gsk
R. (8:38:01 PM): and I’m going to die the sounds
R. (8:45:41 PM): ok
R. (8:45:44 PM): I’m hungry
R. (8:45:48 PM): and I’m at a loss
R. (8:45:50 PM): do I eat
R. (8:45:55 PM): will that kill me
R. (8:45:57 PM): what do I eat
R. (8:46:04 PM): -b I just don’t know
-b (8:46:22 PM): here’ let’s have a party
-b (8:46:23 PM): shall we?
-b (8:46:25 PM): a pity party
-b (8:46:43 PM): and we’ll talk about all the things you can’t eat now
-b (8:46:46 PM): apple pie
R. (8:47:09 PM): hey -b
R. (8:47:12 PM): why don’t you fuck off
R. (8:47:13 PM): really
R. (8:47:14 PM): honestly
R. (8:47:18 PM): take your apple pie
R. (8:47:22 PM): ram your dick in it
R. (8:47:24 PM): and fuck off
-b (8:47:36 PM): that seems to hit rather a raw nerve
R. (8:47:37 PM): (oh my did you see that bitter)
-b (8:47:43 PM): yes
-b (8:47:49 PM): and the cuntometer is out of order again
-b (8:47:54 PM): not even going to get that fixed this time
R. (8:48:45 PM): I tell you
R. (8:48:56 PM): I had no idea that was going to come out of these fingers
R. (8:49:01 PM): it would help if I wasn’t thirsty
R. (8:49:22 PM): 4 pills to take tonight
-b (8:50:13 PM): well i have only one to take
-b (8:50:17 PM): and it isn’t working
-b (8:50:23 PM): if that makes you feel any bitter
-b (8:50:29 PM): i mean better