does your mother hold your dick while you piss?
To: france
From: -b
Subject: does your mother hold your dick?
dear france:
i know you’ve had to have US bail you out of every single f’en war you’ve ever fought in the last hundred years, but really, invading the cote d’ivoire to validate your vast french feelings of inadequacy is a bit over the top. next time you want to impress us, try invading someone with nuclear capabilities. “i’m just saying.”
-b