beating a dead horse to fucking death
To: perverted german bastard
From: -b
Subject: beating a dead horse to fucking death
dear perverted kraut who googles “fuck a horse”:
could you explain to me in all your teutonic wisdom the appeal of seeing a woman fucking a horse? i'm just glad the payback for googling that shit is this. “i’m just saying.”
-b
To: dana vachon
From: -b
Subject: beating a dead horse to fucking death
dear dana vachon:
you are either the most egotistical son of a bitch on the planet, or you have a large teen fan base that relentlessly googles your name. either way, i like the traffic and we should probably talk. “i’m just saying.”
-b
“I have the most amazing safety net a person could have,” he said, “incredible, loving, involved and wealthy parents.”
“and that,” said -b, “is why you must die....”