flip it back down and reverse it
R. (1:26:00 AM): http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/55/How+ to+fold+a+shirt/stream
-b (1:26:31 AM): wait! wait! HOW THE FUCK
-b (1:27:19 AM): i’ve watched it three times
R. (1:27:28 AM): DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME WE COULD HAVE SAVED AT TARGET
-b (1:27:38 AM): SHUT UP don’t remind me
R. (1:27:44 AM): “oh Naziboss want that whole table folded? voilà!” then start speaking japanese
-b (1:28:11 AM): six times and i haven’t figured this out yes
-b (1:32:20 AM): and yes fuckyouverymuch, i’m trying it. i’m goddamn trying it
-b (1:32:26 AM): right here on the floor with an undershirt, because goddamnit, i want to do that
-b (1:34:42 AM): i did it. i mother fucking did it R.
-b (1:34:47 AM): i fucking did it. fuck! i did it.
R. (1:34:51 AM): about time slow ass
-b (1:34:54 AM): not that fast, and not that fucking neat. but i fucking did it
-b (1:35:06 AM): oh don’t act so high and fucking mighty with me. you can’t do it. so don’t play that “about time” with me fucker
R. (1:35:13 AM): I did it after the second veiwing
-b (1:35:19 AM): LIAR!
-b (1:35:20 AM): LIAR!
R. (1:35:20 AM): I mean, what I meant was “oh you did it?“
-b (1:36:37 AM): okay i sped it up and did it again. i’m going to practice all night and go to TGT at 8am and have a fucking field day chattering in japanese.
R. (1:37:05 AM): some life you have there
-b (1:37:11 AM): SHUT UP YOU FUCK
-b (1:37:13 AM): you did this to me! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!
R. (1:37:32 AM): I’d never take my clean laundry and try this shit
-b (1:37:49 AM): do you realize ten minutes i’ve wasted with this shit. ten minutes that i’ll never get back you FUCKER. you motherFUCKER!
R. (1:38:09 AM): AND! AND! it’s almost 2am
-b (1:40:46 AM): okay
-b (1:40:50 AM): i can now do it perfectly. i will be folding all my undershirts this way now
-b (1:43:21 AM): you’re practicing it aren’t you. right now. because you can’t stand that i know it and you don’t. even though neither of us work at tgt anymore
R. (1:44:48 AM): no. I am in fact NOT practicing it
-b (1:45:01 AM): mastered it have you? well that makes two of us. good show ol’ sport
R. (1:45:19 AM): I do not have a life, but I’m not yet at the point where folding my laundry gives me orgasmic pleasure
-b (1:45:30 AM): or do you mean orgami pleasure?
R. (1:47:19 AM): so -b here is my main problem with folding that way. imagine one of my shirts: size XXXLT
-b (1:47:43 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO! it’d be like folding a sail or a circus tent
R. (1:47:59 AM): as you can imagine the arm span you need
-b (1:48:01 AM): your arm span isn’t that wide
-b (1:48:11 AM): hailing frequencies open
R. (1:48:55 AM): let me say that I did two of my shirts the first time and thought “I need several extra folds”
-b (1:52:09 AM): i’m really glad you admitted that. i was starting to worry that you really might not have tried it
R. (1:53:47 AM): well I really had no choice but to admit it, since after the third shirt planes started to land here
