if you’re happy and you know it...
To: effexor xr
From: -b
Subject: if you’re happy and you know it...
dear happy pills:
perhaps it would be just as well if i started popping juju beans instead of you. because you aren’t disencumbering this downwardly spiraling psychosis i’ve developed AT ALL! and the way you’re littering my dreamscapes with abstractions that cause me to call out so loudly i wake myself, the dead AND cause the neighborhood watch association to ring emergency services for fear someone may be dying, that’s not helping either. GAH! what IS it with you? seriously, get to serotonin blocking or something. i’m having a psychotic meltdown here!
woefully,
-b