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-b: oh look, a Dell 30" LCD TV/Monitor - $1600. “hi -b, buy me. please? you know you want me”
R.: oh, I could just buy that and have a tv AND a monitor. how would you like that?
-b: and look, it comes with a FREE HD Conversion DVD Player
R.: stop -b, I’m not spending my money
-b: you have none. i do. i have half of the payment in checking. the other half will arrive next week. do you see what this does to me R.? do you SEE?! money is EVIL
R.: but money is your god -b
-b: so i worship an evil god. so sue me
-b: let me flip over to apple and stare at things for $1600
-b: i can get a 12” PB
R.: yes a toy
-b: or a 20” imac
R.: STOP. I cannot resist the new ones they call to me
-b: or a 23” cinema HD display
-b: so you see R., even though i have money, i don’t know how to spend it. how fucked up is that?
R.: oh hold one a moment