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-b lite, with ¼ less bitter

or ... what -b did this weekend

1. flaked on his family
2. went to galveston instead
3. ate blackened mahi mahi that made him wanna slap his mama
4. went in a candy store and went into insulin shock from the smells
5. saw a princess
6. chatted with R., the highlights being:
   
   

   R.: so as the bar is closing down, I notice 2 men in white shirts and ties sitting at the bar and say “are the mormons here”

   and

   -b: R., i’ve just played a full screen OS X video and now there’s an ugly stain in my knickers

7. did three lines of powdered lemon kool-aid off his concubine’s bum
8. slugged around

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