Outlook Not So Good
To: ms outlook
From: -b
Subject: Outlook Not So Good
dear ms outlook:
i don’t ask a whole lot of you. really i don’t. all i ask of your expensive cpu hoggin’ ass is to send and receive mail when i want. for what you cost, you should be able to resolve your own fucking issues. but you don’t. keep this shit up and i’ll rip your ass right off the harddrive. “i’m just saying.”
-b