it’s all about the money
To: pottery barn people
CC: crate & barrel people; restoration hardware people
From: -b
Subject: it’s all about the money
dear people who work at pottery barn:
i realize that selling cheaply made antique looking shit requires a certain air of pretentiousness, but when you speak to me in your insolent tone, you should know that i make more money than you. a LOT more money. so while you may be prettier than me, i’m STILL better than your minimum wage earning ass. “i’m just saying.”
-b