“R.”
R. (11:20:16 PM): oh good god -b. sssssssssssssssssssssss the gas
R. (11:22:36 PM): I’m having to start some grease fires here in the apt to upgrade the air quailty
-b (11:22:56 PM): put that on the site: gR.eased lightning
R. (11:23:45 PM): oh the sheer laughter
-b (11:24:58 PM): i know
-b (11:26:54 PM): R., that update isn’t online yet
and later
-b (11:46:06 PM): have you updated the fucking site yet?
R. (11:46:10 PM): no
-b (11:46:16 PM): MOTHERFUCKER. what’s taking you so goddamn long?
R. (11:46:19 PM): well my connections are going down one by one. i just tried to connect to diaryland and the message I got was “MAYBE”
and then
R. signed off at 11:55:57 PM.
R. signed on at 11:55:58 PM.
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R. signed on at 11:56:01 PM.
R. signed off at 11:56:01 PM.
R. signed on at 11:56:03 PM.
-b (11:56:14 PM): the HELL?
R. (11:56:50 PM): holy hell. “unknown error. try again”
and finally
R. (11:56:59 PM): and so help me, you ask if i’ve updated and I’m gonna print this chat and mail it to you with instructions to shove it up your ass
but most importantly
R. (12:29:59 AM):and that boys and girls is the secret of management. Getting others to do your work for you.