now that spells relief
To: cox-internet
From: -b
Subject: now that spells relief
dear cox-internet:
give the f’en servers some phillips milk of magnesia or something. shit. these dial-up speeds i’m getting ain’t hittin’ it. “i’m just saying...”
-b
To: anxiety
From: -b
Subject: now that spells relief
dear anxiety:
if you don’t quit fucking with me, i will drown your ass in some jack daniels and mood stabilizers and cap it off with a session with dr.’s smith & wesson. just so you know.
-b
doctors smith & wesson’s group therapy session is open in the comments section
