a royal bitch
-b: R., you did not tell me that charles is marrying a horse
R.: oh bloody hell. you didn’t read that? the queen won’t be attending
-b: well would you? i mean beastiality, even among the royals, is pretty gross. cousin marrying is one thing, but this is quite another
-b: hell, even her name sounds diseased: “did you hear about camilla? she has parker-bowles syndrome”
R.: lord, it does
-b: and these windmills she wears on her head, i half expect to see a don quixote galloping after her
-b: and look, i’ve snarked just like a gay man. MMMMmmm