suck ass
To: vh1
From: -b
Subject: suck ass
dear vh1:
i’m not going to lie to you. i was TOTALLY sucked in to i love the 90s that first go round. and it would totally piss me off when you’d show, like, five episodes in a row and leave me hanging a week for the next episode. AS IF.
anyrate, all that was before i love the 90s part deux came out. and somewhere halfway through the 1993 episode, i realized there was the sound of a teet being suckled coming from my television. like, i don’t know, you’re milking this franchise for all it’s worth. can you make it suck ass more than it already is? maybe if you added commentary by christopher lowell then ... oh wait, you did that already didn’t you? yeah, not so good.
so what i’m saying is bring back the snapple lady or something, because damn this shit is SERIOUSLY sucking ASS. “i’m just saying.”