-b gets in on some threeway action
-b has just entered room “Chat 15026391442848370480.”
Carmine has entered the room.
R. has entered the room.
-b: well now this is a first. i’m in a gay three way
R.: GOOD GOD NOOO
Carmine: I would like your take on how English would sound to a non-english speaker
-b: well now be specific here because sometimes english to an english speaker sounds fucked up, and i’m told english is “hard” because we have so many synonymns. oh and the fucking homos too. those make it hard
Carmine: yes. homonyms are difficult in steno too
R.: good lord. I don’t pay attention for 2 seconds, and I see homo and hard when I return
-b: did it make all your naughty bits tingle?
Carmine: it made his asshole pucker
-b: that would be the effexor
R.: that has yet to arrive
-b: oh. well perhaps it is the anticipation
Carmine: uh-huh
-b: oh hold on. i’m going to have to run around the apartment screaming
R.: astroglide enema
-b: so now we have: homo hard ass pucker anticipation and astroglide enema
-b: i don’t like where this is going
Carmine: nor do I. R. is dirty. plain and simple
R.: I’ve never had my pecker stamped at angles. nor have I said “vaginal secretions” in the boys dept at target you fuckers
R.: I have to queue up “That’s What Friends Are For
”
-b: KEEP SMILIN’ KEEP SHININ’ KNOWIN’ YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME
R.: now he’s singing -b. thanks
-b: so let me get this, uhm, straight. you two are both in the same room? and yet you are in a chat room?
Carmine: Yes, because R. is a dork
-b: well, i don’t have to tell you how fucking dorked out that is do i?
Carmine: his phone just rang, and he scrambles for his headset
-b: well at least you didn’t say mouthpiece. because the way this conversation has been going...
Carmine: he’s telling someone about his problems
Carmine: “nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen”
-b: well poor R., he likes people to pet his pussy
R.: oh fuck you both. it was a job opportunity, which I cannot take because my ass is disaplt
-b: yes R. we know. we know.