road trippin’
To: POTUS
From: -b
Subject: flaming asses
dear president bush:
we went to war with the wrong country. we should have invaded mississippi. it’s worse than an armpit, it’s actually the crusted up and inflamed ass hole of america. seriously, i think it may be the most godforsaken place i’ve ever seen. “i’m just saying.”
-b
To: alabama
From: -b
Subject: stars at night
dear alabama:
stars may have fell on you, but a whole lotta other shit did too. i couldn’t get out of you fast enough. how do people live there? just curious....
-b
To: atlanta
From: -b
Subject: FUBAR
dear atlanta:
who the hell designed your fucked up freeway system? your traffic is like someone put shit in a blender and pureed it. your urban planners should be forced to live in mississippi. “i’m just saying.”
-b
To: north carolina
From: -b
Subject: o’ beautiful
dear north carolina:
you almost seduced me with your purple mountains majesty, and relaxed living in the clouds. too bad you aren’t texas. “i’m just saying.”
-b
To: USA
From: -b
Subject: stars at night
dear usa:
-b
