an entry that wasn’t
-b’s bitter. republican. and an avowed pessimist. not so long ago, in a fit of desperation, he penned a quick missive outlining his dispair over a kerry victory. fortunately for -b and his ilk, such things did not come to pass, and the handwringing and doomsaying has been left to the goodhearted liberals who have been dealt a rather sound thrashing (and yes 4 million IS a sound thrashing by any definitionn). here’s what was wasn’t and what would have been had what is not transpired.
To: GoP
From: -b
Subject: -bitter’s back
dear GoP:
i’m sorry i haven’t updated for you, but i went like three whole weeks there without any bitter. the job was good. the mood stabilizers were working. and dare i say ::GASP:: i was a bit happy?
all up til this evening.
now that john kerry is president, there’ll be a whole new cause for reveling in my bitter. see with this new job of mine, i moved up a tax bracket or two. and when kerry unleashes his horde of social spending programs on us and realizes that the richest of the rich can’t pay for them alone, he’s going to target my single white ass for it. afterall, what does a twentysomething year old need with all that disposable income? well i tell you:
I need this.
and this.
oh and this too.
and i need this.
and this.
and someday i might need this. “i’m just saying.”
and yes i NEED all that. because it completes me. i don’t want it, i NEED it. just like i need to breathe. because i WANT to live. see how it works? need!
anyrate, unless i adopt some of sally struther’s children or mailorder a russian bride, the bitter’s back, so i’ll be updating more frequently for your lovliness. sorry i let you down for that spell, but ::kisses::
-b